US Gold Bureau

Scrapping Jitters

A Gift

One of hubby’s patients gave him a pack of Backwoods Cigars during the National Nurses Week celebration. It was really nice of him to remember but hubby doesn’t smoke so he doesn’t know what to do with it. And he can’t just throw it away because it has a sentimental value. But we can’t keep it either here at home because our little boy might see it. So hubby decided to just send it to his uncles in the Philippines through our balikbayan box which we are shipping soon. So uncles, watch out for it! Hubby has a little treat for you.

The Poppy Test

THE RESULT OF THE QUIZ SAYS I’M ACTIVE

You are a generous person who always has a million things going on. Yet, you still rarely say no. You are a doer. Being active makes you feel good, especially when you’re spending time with others.

You may have a packed schedule, but you always make sure to make time for your friends. You don’t seek out attention, but you still get lots of it. You are a very popular person.

Flattered

Hubby took us to his workplace today to attend their annual BBQ party in celebration of the National Nurses Week. It was well attended not just by the nurses themselves but the other hospital staff and patients were there too. It was a fun experience. I got to meet hubby’s new workmates and I was really flattered because they were all praises to me and my lil boy. They said I look lovely and Jaden is such a cute boy. But the best part is when one of hubby’s closest pal at work told me that I look sexier than the last time she saw me. Hehe! Well, just goes to show that my exercising and dieting is paying off now and that I no longer need to read those diet pill review websites. Just by exercising daily and watching my food intake is working well for me and I hope it continues that way until I reach my desired weight. 

The Queen’s Meme #36

The Weird, Unusual and Amusing Meme

The following statements are true. Your job is to explain why you think they are true. Just offer up your usual amusing quips! I’m betting we’ll have some hysterical responses. Remember that somewhere somebody in the world needs to know these things and your tax dollars probably paid for the research that went into proving them true.

1. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Because airfare is so  expensive today that’s why more people prefer to ride donkeys  instead of flying.

2. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants. And so is Winnie the Pooh.

3. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Because light keeps the goldfish’ scales “tanned” so without it, it will go pale.

4. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. Why were they fighting in the first place? They were fighting over a game of hopscotch. 

5. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Women do this to easily dry off their mascara. LOL!

6. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Because alcohol drains at the right side of their bodies.

7. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. Because it’s so tall it has to keep an eye for branches. So no need to have big brains. They just need big eyes for survival. 

8. In England, the Speaker of The House is not allowed to speak. Because his breath stinks. LOL!

9. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. Because the gravity shifts when you raise your legs.

10. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. Because nurses keeps a flask of vodka while at work to keep them awake during their entire shift. 

12. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Because they like to torture their patients. LOL!

Flabby Tummy

Two years ago, I gave hubby an ab workout machine on his birthday to “somehow” help tone his bulging tummy. Two years after,  his tummy is still bulging as ever. LOL! That proves that even with all the available fitness equipment in the world today, if you don’t have the motivation and determination, nothing will happen if you don’t act on it. So right now, his ab workout machine serves as a coat hanger in our spare room and only time will tell how long it will stay that way.

And I Quote

Little Shopper

We took our son out for a lil shopping yesterday and we were glad because we found a lot of good deals at our favorite stores. So good that Jaden went home with 3 large shopping bags from Children’s Place, Gymboree and Gap. And mind you, we didn’t empty our pockets for that because most of the items we got are on sale and some are from the clearance rack. As a matter of fact, we still have a little shopping money left so I got to buy a few stuff from Victoria’s Secret. As for daddy, well, he thinks the POS systems need some break so he didn’t buy anything.    

Be Warned!