Almost Stupid

December 8, 2008

I got tagged over at FS! 

If you get 18 or lower, it means you’re not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total = 2

[ ] You have run into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You didn’t know that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow

total so far = 8

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.

total so far = 11

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far = 13

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far = 16

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far = 18